Wanted: Accounting Clerk

ATTENTION all job seekers:

Acme, Inc. is looking for people with accounting knowledge and absolute essential skill and training in double entry accounting and accrual vs. cash basis. The ability to think in debits /credits vs. positive/negative. Payroll experience and knowledge of straight time, overtime, commissions and payroll taxes for federal and multiple states. You must have a Bachelor's in accounting, a Master's is preferred CPA's will take preference.You must be willing to take a computer test on an archaic computer that may or may not work at the time of your test meanwhile you will be humiliated and ridiculed at the local unemployment office. You will need to send your resume in triplicate (as we will most likely lose it or disregard it - then lower our standards and want it back) along with a full cover letter outlining all your skills and job experience because we have no intention of reading the resume you have spent the last week of your life writing and re-writing.

Pay is $10/hr. This is part time position, 10 hrs/week.